Saints Row: The Third

i imagined myself as professor genki while playing this game. i beat people up with a purple dildo baseball bat aprox 17.3 inches in length while playing this game. i lost my friend johnny gat playing this game. i will continue to wear purple till the day i die for my gang. pierce is holding it down back at the penthouse for me and continues to run the saints in my absence. I NEED A HERO, IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT, HES GOTTA BE STRONG, AND HES GOTTA BE FAST AND HES GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT! I NEED A HERO! x2 repeat